The Random Path is Often the Best Path...

Pretty sure I just failed my National Registry exam. So much for that idea. Awesome.

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:15:12 -0700

Pretty sure I just failed my National Registry exam. So much for that idea. Awesome.

bloodydamnright: well….this just happend on my dash… i cant…....

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:12:49 -0700

bloodydamnright:

well….this just happend on my dash…

i cant…. this is brilliant :D

shadowkat104: kellyjacobsbooks: HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK...

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:32:15 -0700

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

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oraldiarrhea: secretsbest: 8 month old baby hearing his...

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:28:51 -0700

oraldiarrhea:

secretsbest:

8 month old baby hearing his mother’s voice for the first time with cochlear implant

This is the most beautiful thing ever.

thank you science

THE BINKY JUST…….

DROPPED

theyellowbrickroad: i get high self esteem when a cat that hates everybody else ends up liking me

Sun, 12 May 2013 01:40:53 -0700

theyellowbrickroad: i get high self esteem when a cat that hates everybody else ends up liking me

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Sat, 11 May 2013 23:19:53 -0700

Survey: What form of birth control do you use?

Sat, 11 May 2013 22:39:08 -0700

Survey: What form of birth control do you use? Me: Homosexuality

fwips: oh man aggressively ordering me to do something i’m already doing/planning to do is pretty...

Sat, 11 May 2013 21:58:45 -0700

fwips: oh man aggressively ordering me to do something i’m already doing/planning to do is pretty...

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Sat, 11 May 2013 21:18:06 -0700

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Sat, 11 May 2013 20:37:39 -0700

fishingboatproceeds: baptised-in-vodka: Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see...

Sat, 11 May 2013 20:11:10 -0700

fishingboatproceeds: baptised-in-vodka: Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see...

bakagirllulu: bossanovabyss: redkun: That episode where you...

Fri, 10 May 2013 23:20:10 -0700

bakagirllulu:

bossanovabyss:

redkun:

That episode where you find out that a member of the zany villain squad actually has a heartbreaking past, which includes a bit where he pushes himself to perform a feat that has never been done before and has never been done since, all for the sake of love, only to be rejected as a freak.

All three of them have heartbreaking pasts.

Meowth’s was listed above.

James had abusive (at the very least neglectful, but they didn’t care how he was treated so long as he awarded them prestige) parents who had engaged him to a sociopath, who wanted to whip him and change everything about him to be more “presentable.” He ran away and was on the streets for a long time before he finally joined a crime ring.

Jesse was raised by a single mother, and the two of them were so poor that they rarely had actual food; her mother would make her a “feast” out of snow in the winter that Jesse considered to be a treat because that’s how badly they were starving. If the audio dramas are to be believed, Jesse’s mother was also a member of Team Rocket, who disappeared (read: died) on an expedition searching for Mew, leaving Jesse alone. And then Jesse, like James (and Meowth) was so desperate for a means to survive that she (inadvertently?) followed in her mother’s footsteps and joined Team Rocket/a life of crime just to get by.

“Zany villains” they may be, but Jesse, James, and Meowth are the three deepest characters on the show. I love them.

A diver has a very personal moment of dejection at the bottom...

Fri, 10 May 2013 22:39:25 -0700

A diver has a very personal moment of dejection at the bottom of the pool during the 2012 CCCA Swimming and Diving State Championships at East Los Angeles College Swim Stadium on Thursday, April 26, 2012 in Monterey Park, CA. (Photo by Suzanne Tylander © 2012) This particular photo represents an emotional moment rarely caught underwater. This particular diver was expected to win the entire event. The diver knew as soon as he hit the water his form was flawed and that he might have just lost it all. I was fortunate enough to witness this moment as it was unfolding underwater. I captured the sequence of emotion just a split second after he hit the water and began to sink to the bottom with a sense of defeat written in his body language This was the image I chose from the series. I have felt this emotion and disappointment before as many athletes do. My chance to capture it underwater was rare but beautiful. It is a moment no competitive athlete wants to relive but something important that many of us can relate to. It is raw and human and real.

lilpocketninja: steve-spaghetti: renirabbit: pizzalecki: pkmn...

Fri, 10 May 2013 21:58:46 -0700

lilpocketninja:

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs.

So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!

The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

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valerieparker: writers-bloc: Never drop a book in the bath...

Fri, 10 May 2013 21:17:58 -0700

valerieparker:

writers-bloc:

Never drop a book in the bath again! An 8 year old’s invention.

that eight year old is the chosen one

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Fri, 10 May 2013 20:37:34 -0700

It’s a “Fuck it” kind of Friday, so I’m having beer and breakfast foods for...

Fri, 10 May 2013 20:25:18 -0700

It’s a “Fuck it” kind of Friday, so I’m having beer and breakfast foods for...

its-you-or-nothing: Sasha …

Fri, 10 May 2013 19:57:01 -0700

its-you-or-nothing:

Sasha …

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Fri, 10 May 2013 12:30:53 -0700

piratesherlyholmes: SUGAR HONEY ICE TEA #I SEE WHAT YOU DID...

Fri, 10 May 2013 03:42:42 -0700

piratesherlyholmes:

SUGAR

HONEY

ICE

TEA

#I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE DREAMWORKS!